Funny BUT So true Well.... Maybe Not The Southern One

I got this in an email today. Sorry if I step on any toes here.



> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your
> wife and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
>
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> ...............................................................

> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
> me?
> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
> .............................................................
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
>
> BANG!
>
> .............. ................................................
>
>
> Southerner's Answer: *
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
>
> Son: Can I shoot the next one!
>
> Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!